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I she be Apprentice. I am made of 24 years, female bits, Australian slang, universal vulgarity, and much win. I am many fangirls all rolled into one. I would add an interesting quote here that defines me in one or two sentences, but I've never been very good at that sort of thing. Figure me out for yourself.

P.S. No Homers allowed!